wally world

I think you're all [censored] in the head! We're ten hours from [censored] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much [censored] fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your [censored]! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy, [censored]!

europen vacation

Look kids, Big Ben, Parliment

X-mas vacation

If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldnt be anymore surprised than i am right now

Honey did you check our shitters?